Saturday, February 28, 2009
♥ TODAY .. ... ....
Today, I sucked. In everything I did. okkkk....
Music was ok I guess. Jolyn and I was like there slacking and fooling around and not knowing how to do music because we both don't have any music background. Out of the 4 musketeers, only Zhi Yi learn music (Grade 7 piano) and lucky Zhi Ping partnered her. LA was frigging BORING!!! Mrs Heng was like blabbering something about the "Elements of the novel" worksheet which I didn't do because I haven't finish reading TKAM. And I was half annotating it, half skimming through it, half falling asleep on my SOFT jacket and half talking to Zhi Yi. She was damn irritating la. Wanted to check all out worksheets ><" A lot of people like En Ning and Zhu Hong were copying other people's homework like usual but I didn't bother. Then, it was chinese lesson and I was surprisingly awake and tried to read the stupid 课文 using Chiou Chyong's book because Zhi Yi and I both didn't bring our textbook B. A lot of people also never bring and Hu Bei was pissed. However, we were all "saved by the bell", actually the fire alarm. Fire drill. I grabbed my jacket and rushed out with the others. Fire drill was lame and hot. But Science was interesting because there were teachers coming in to check on Ms Ye and she was very nice. We had to pair up and the the "father" and "mother" of an INSECT!!! So, Zhi Yi and Zhi Ping were the "fathers" and Jolyn and I were the "mothers". And Zhi Ping and Jolyn's "babies" were deformed and Zhi Yi said one had down syndrome (Zhi Ping's baby's eyes were at the sides of its head) and the other had up syndrome (Jolyn's baby had eyes that were stuck together). And SURPRISE SURPRISE, Zhi Yi and I divorced because we were saying each other's babies were odd-looking. And then, after class, we went for AEP, which was really fun. we drew our hand 3 times. First, normally, looking at the hand and drawing. Second, using the "bling contour" technique and mine was hilarious because you dont get to look at your paper while drawing. Lastly, we applied the "modified contour" technique, 70% looking at your hand, 30% checking the drawing. And we were learning about right and left brains and woodcut.
On the way home was really tiring. I fell asleep in the bus. And ballet was sucky and my exam will be on 7 April. Don't want to talk about it. And I went to West Mall after ballet and bought a new "jacket" and new earrings to wear to school. Shopping with my mum is a disaster. Worse with my sister. Anw, I am very tired and I am going to sleep. Good night!!! ;D
-zzZ-
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01:00
Friday, February 27, 2009
♥ BACK HEREEE
yoiz.todayys,sianz.wah in school quite slack lar.fire drill~BUT DURING SCIENCE!!!WHY?you know during LA damn funny.its lyk munshuen's grp presenting the role-playing shit lar.then we were all paying attention you know.well,BEFORE lion started crapping.its lyk no one paid ANY attention.i was totally guai~annotating my TKAM say.i looked up.and dah...NO ONE WAS PAYING ATTENTION.it was damn funny lar.and she was looking around,still toking.TCS.TCS
anws.after sch had CCA!AHHSSS.so tiring worhs.good exercise lar.says chermaine.haha now dance is lyk sooo busy till its funny.mon+wed+SATURDAY...i tot dere was this weird 5-day thingy?!guess its juz tok and no action.kayys nvm.then SUNDAY.we have this rehearsal thingy...at NIGHT.i only looking forward to batch dinner!!!if we have one.i LOVE my batchies.so funnnn...haiz but so BUSY
oya xueying i did change some of the template ler.c i have contribute!and i tag my ppl.not all yet lar.cos i too sian.i shall do it on the nxt blue moon.now its lyk fri 11.30pm.and i nid sleep soon.waking up 6.30-7????dance=8.30 poof.
i wanna tok more abt my day.i came home and use comp!1st time for the week!(as in for leisure use)technically speaking lar.err.i read manga!yay!the CHARMING JUNKIE.okay lar.but on mangafox soo DAMN slow.piss me off mann.2 chapters dun wan read ler.then i read bleach,naruto etc etc.(on onemanga.com)i also watch HYD(korean) ep16!quite nice lar...mok go watch bahs.(mysoju.com.)anws..NARUTO SOOO NICE!HINATA SAID IT!SOOO COOL.I WAS LYK SCREAMING~~~~i bet u no idea wad i toking abt.but i dun care.
then i wanted to watch the new show JIRO is acting in.the ToGetHer thingy with rainie.not very nice lar.cos rainie's personailty there SUCKS.she's lyk total opposite of yuyao.haha.the jiro so bitch in the guy way.and he's new hairstyle make him look so mature!not cute le!waa~~~
i'm totally posting when i m suppose to watch skip beat on OKTO.haiz i juz left the tv on without watching.hehes.
ok.ok.i NEED to sleep le.
P.S. but i DUN wanna
P.S.S yay camp!
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anws.after sch had CCA!AHHSSS.so tiring worhs.good exercise lar.says chermaine.haha now dance is lyk sooo busy till its funny.mon+wed+SATURDAY...i tot dere was this weird 5-day thingy?!guess its juz tok and no action.kayys nvm.then SUNDAY.we have this rehearsal thingy...at NIGHT.i only looking forward to batch dinner!!!if we have one.i LOVE my batchies.so funnnn...haiz but so BUSY
oya xueying i did change some of the template ler.c i have contribute!and i tag my ppl.not all yet lar.cos i too sian.i shall do it on the nxt blue moon.now its lyk fri 11.30pm.and i nid sleep soon.waking up 6.30-7????dance=8.30 poof.
i wanna tok more abt my day.i came home and use comp!1st time for the week!(as in for leisure use)technically speaking lar.err.i read manga!yay!the CHARMING JUNKIE.okay lar.but on mangafox soo DAMN slow.piss me off mann.2 chapters dun wan read ler.then i read bleach,naruto etc etc.(on onemanga.com)i also watch HYD(korean) ep16!quite nice lar...mok go watch bahs.(mysoju.com.)anws..NARUTO SOOO NICE!HINATA SAID IT!SOOO COOL.I WAS LYK SCREAMING~~~~i bet u no idea wad i toking abt.but i dun care.
then i wanted to watch the new show JIRO is acting in.the ToGetHer thingy with rainie.not very nice lar.cos rainie's personailty there SUCKS.she's lyk total opposite of yuyao.haha.the jiro so bitch in the guy way.and he's new hairstyle make him look so mature!not cute le!waa~~~
i'm totally posting when i m suppose to watch skip beat on OKTO.haiz i juz left the tv on without watching.hehes.
ok.ok.i NEED to sleep le.
P.S. but i DUN wanna
P.S.S yay camp!
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23:29
Saturday, February 21, 2009
♥ How life is going?
Just to let those blind guys (But then they won't be able to even read my post?? So, I shall say colour blind) out there, I have change my blog skin to one that projects calmness. See, learning AEP has allow me to use "chim" words like "project" in my descriptions :D These days, I am teaching myself how to do yoga (with some help from my mother as she took lessons before. I only went with her once because I didn't want to wake up too early.) Yoga helps with anti-aging, balance, flexibility, personal live, love (Not that I want. Just stating facts.), mental health social values, strength, healing, knowledge and weight reduction (The one I really need. But not the reason I took up yoga.) I have learnt some basics like breathing, the cat cow pose, the cobra pose, the corpse pose and the downward dog pose. It is quite interesting and my mum's yoga mat is VERY VERY VERY COMFORTABLE. Also, when doing yoga, it relieves the stress from school and fatigue from ballet. IT IS VERY ENJOYABLE.. GO LEARN IT PEOPLE. I might be doing yoga and lifting dumbbells for PT for training because coach says that we need to strengthen our body to shoot well.
Yu Xin, sorry I changed the blog skin without your consent and I hope you wont kill me and you should like it, It calms you down and relaxes you. Also, these days I have been stressed at school and there are too much projects to do (Chinese SIA, History SIA, Maths SIA, Biology S.P.A, etc) and homework that I have been sleeping late and drinking coffee in school. Sigh~~ School causes our health to worsen and this is actually not to our advantage. School is for learning and not a murder device. Teachers and principals should take careful note of this but I think they are too high and mighty to do so. So, appreciate all the time your get to rest guys, even if it is for 1 minute. ;D
-breathe-
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Yu Xin, sorry I changed the blog skin without your consent and I hope you wont kill me and you should like it, It calms you down and relaxes you. Also, these days I have been stressed at school and there are too much projects to do (Chinese SIA, History SIA, Maths SIA, Biology S.P.A, etc) and homework that I have been sleeping late and drinking coffee in school. Sigh~~ School causes our health to worsen and this is actually not to our advantage. School is for learning and not a murder device. Teachers and principals should take careful note of this but I think they are too high and mighty to do so. So, appreciate all the time your get to rest guys, even if it is for 1 minute. ;D
-breathe-
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23:08
Monday, February 16, 2009
♥ ADDICTED.
| Your Superhero Name is The Sand Mutant |
 Your Weakness is Sunlight Your Weapon is Your Kinetic Stinger Your Mode of Transportation is Elephant |
| You Are Mint Green |
 Your friends seek you out for support, and you are able to bring stability to chaotic situations. You're very open and cheerful - and you feel like you have a lot of freedom in life. Your future may hold any number of exciting things, and you're ready for all of them! |
| Your Outrageous Name Is: Anita Bath |
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| Your Element Is Water |
 That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep. Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily. You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others. You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves. You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful. |
| You Are The Wheel of Fortune |
 You embrace change, the the ups and downs of life. Fate is something you accept, even when you could possibly change things. Big things tend to happen to you more than other people. Your fortune: Something huge is about to happen in your life, and you have little control over it. You must accept your destiny, but luckily it is good fortune that has come your way. Big things and big changes are about to come your way. And while things will be intense for a while, they will be followed by a period of rest. |
| Your Handwriting Says You Are Not Traditional |
 You are somewhat outgoing, but you're not a natural extrovert. You think first before you act. You tend to be independent, rational, and logical. You are balanced and grounded. You know how to get along well with others. You don't a lot of space, and you prefer to spend time with others. You are a little nosy and intrusive. You sometimes don't give people enough space. You are a free thinker. You are unique, open minded, and artistic. You don't care what other people think. You are a decent communicator. You eventually get your point across, but sometimes you leave things a bit ambiguous. |
| Your Taste in Music Says You're Cheerful |
 You are an easy going, optimistic person. Family and friends are very important to you. You enjoy caring for and helping other people. You thrive in a tranquil environment, and you do your best to keep things peaceful. You enjoy your life. You have your priorities straight. |
| Your Hair Should Be Brown |
 You are very confident. You take yourself seriously, and other people take you seriously too. You are a good leader, and you can be trusted with someone's life. You motivate people well, and you command respect easily. You are competent, successful, and organized. You can't stand chaos. Some people mistake you for being cold, calculating, or elitist. |
| Your Socks Say You're Adventurous |
 - Very vivacious - A little bit fancy - Known as remarkable - Secretly wild |
| You Are Fall! |
 Expressive Creative Poetic Smart |
| Your Nail Polish Color is Pink |
 Why your style rocks: You're the perfect blend of stylish, preppy, and cute What this color says about you: "I am secure enough not to follow every trend" |
| You Need Some Orange in Your Life |
 And with a little orange, you will project an aura of friendliness. If you want bolder experiences, you've got to get a little orange in your life! For extra punch: Combine orange with red or yellow The downside of orange: It's too powerful and unusual for some people to deal with The consequences of more orange in your life: You will become more creative in almost every aspect of your life You will find humor in the most serious and dismal situations You will feel like life is exciting, even when you're doing ordinary things |
| Chuang Xue Ying is Made Of Aspiration, Charisma, and Tease |
 2 parts Charisma 1 part Tease And a Splash of Boldness Chug! |
| Xue Ying is Made Of Grace, Compassion, and Attractiveness |
| 2 parts Compassion 1 part Attractiveness And a Splash of Creativity Chug! |
| You Are Pretty Happy Being Single |
 Of course, being single can get you down a little. Especially when you've been single for a while. But you know how to be patient and wait for the right person. You're life is too good to settle for anything! |
| Your Celebrity Baby Name Is: Sonora Jazz |
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| Your Inner Eye Color Is Brown |
 You are kind and easy to trust. Men open up to you like no one else. It's this inner warmness that attracts guys - and makes you an instant soulmate. |
| Lacy Dress |
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| What Your White Outfit Means |
 You have a quiet confidence that you'll look great in almost anything. While you may feel understated, men are attracted to your mystery. Designer match: Gucci Signature accessory: A cashmere scarf |
| Your Blue Umbrella Says You're Easy Going |
 You rise to the occasion when things are tough, and you are very dependable. You are cool and laid back. Everyone finds you easy to get along with. You are a good communicator and conversationalist. People pour their hearts out to you. On a rainy day: you should spend the day catching up with your closest friends |
| Thanksgiving Horoscope for Gemini |
 Your signature dish: Sweet potatoes with marshmallows Your signature dessert: Pumpkin cheesecake This holiday: Play bartender. You're family is much more lively with a few drinks in them. |
| You Are Downtown |
 Your city girl persona needs adventure, diversity, and great ethnic food. You don't like anything stuffy, and if anything, you tend to be a thrifty chica. You'll take a cheap slice of pizza over a four star restaurant any day! |
| Your Mind is Purple |
 You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense. Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself. |
| Your Little Black Dress Says You're Quirky |
 You enjoy meeting new people and making new connections. Your style is whimsical and unique. You're good at putting together interesting outfits. If you were a shoe, you would be: High heeled boots |
BACK AGAIN!!! With a bunch of new quizzes for you guys to learn more about me ><"
-Zoom~~-
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21:58
Sunday, February 15, 2009
♥ MORE QUIZZES: HERE I COME!! >.<"
| Your Word is "Peace" |
 Social justice, human rights, and peace for all nations are all important to you. While you can't stop war, you try to be as calm and compassionate as possible in your everyday life. You promote harmony and cooperation. You're always willing to meet someone a little more than halfway. |
| You Are Cute! |
 You don't try too hard, and that's one of the cutest things about you. You have a vibrant glow about you, and people are drawn to your energy. You're not perfect, thank goodness. Your flaws are part of what's lovable about you. |
| Your International Spy Name is Glam Harley |
 You Reside in: Las Vegas Why You're a Good Spy: You're agile |
| Your Dream Engagement Ring Has a Heart Diamond! |
 A heart diamond is the perfect choice for highlighting your passionate disposition. Only a true romantic can get away with wearing this ring. Luckily, that's you. And only a true romantic can give you this ring, so make sure you find him...! |
| You Can Change Your Life |
 You're able to make very difficult changes in your life. It's all about state of mind. And even if you have some trouble changing, you're smart enough to get support or take a different approach. So go ahead and dare to make things better. You know you can do it! |
| Your Love is Represented by a Orange Rose |
 You develop fascinations with people easily, and they're sometimes even borderline obsessions! You tend to come on strong. Your love is as hot as a flame. |
| You Would Do Most Things For Love |
 Love is a priority for you, and you'll go further than most people to hold on to someone you love. But killing for love? Or even taking a bullet? Probably out of the question. No matter what, you love yourself the most! |
| Your Heart is Feeling Open |
 For you, love as an adventure. While you may get hurt, that's the risk you have to take. You are receptive to any love or relationship that may come your way. You can't predict love! Deep down, your heart is susceptible to: Anything... both good and bad Your current outlook on love: Free spirited and flexible Your love life will improve if you: Protect yourself a little. You don't have to be open to every romantic experience. Watch out for: Treating love as a game |
I think I am like addicted to these quizzes.. Going crazy. Haven't even done my homework yet.
-*...*-
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18:11
Saturday, February 14, 2009
♥ LONG TIME NO SEE QUIZZES!!
| Your Cute Monster Says Your Inner Demon is Greed |
 You are free of inhibitions and hang ups. Because of this freedom, you tend to be very creative. You can't help but lust after wealth and shiny objects. People think you're cute because you are so lively. Your natural glow makes you charming. |
| You Make a Good First Impression |
 Social situations can be a bit awkward for you at times, and you tend to over think what you say and do. If you make a social faux pas, you remember it a lot longer than anyone else does. Just relax and do your best. There are little things you can do to improve your social image. Express more of an interest in the people around you, and be a good listener. The secret of fascinating people is that they find everyone else fascinating! |
| You Are Clogs |
 You seek – and almost always achieve – a really sound balance in your life. You are stylish yet comfortable. Mellow but driven. Excited yet calm. You are the perfect mesh of contradictions. No matter what happens, you have the ability to stay well grounded in your life. People know that they can truly depend on you. You should live: In Europe You should work: At a company dedicated to helping the world |
| You Were A Gorgeous Herbalist. |
 How You Died: Natural causes. |
| You Are 60% Weird |
 But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! |
| You Belong in Paris |
 The art, the fashion, the wine! Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a beautiful park... You'll love living in the most chic place on earth. |
| Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2 |
 It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away" You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments. And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too. |
| Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant-Garde |
 You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head. Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock... even though that's not your intent. You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content. |
| You Have Low Self Esteem 84% of the Time |
 Take a chance and make a new friend or try a new interest. Shaking things up will give you the self-esteem boost you need! |
| Your Height Says You're Friendly |
 You value harmony, and you often play the role of mediator. You are a very real and honest person. You know how to kindly tell people the truth. You crave love and approval. Luckily, you are a very easy person to love. You are about as tall as the average Australian woman. |
| You Are a Thespian |
 Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing. When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it. It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious. Your strength: Your warm heart Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions Your power color: Black Your power symbol: Musical note Your power month: February |
| You Are a Night Person |
 In fact, you probably don't hit your peak until well after the sun has set. So if your struggling to make it on a normal schedule, realize it's not your fault. You just weren't meant to do anything during the day! |
Some are kind of true some I think are not so accurate ;D
-Buzzz..-
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23:56
♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!♥♥♥
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY PEOPLE!! ^_^
Thank you Zhi Yi, En Ning, Chia Wei, Hui Xuan, Wan Ting, Chiew Tong, Wen Song and many others for your Valentine's Day greetings><" They were sweet!! Remember to remind me to give you people chocolates when I see you. I might forget, it seems that I am very forgetful these days (always forget to bring clips to ballet D;).
Today, Zhi Yi, Chia Wei and I went to Plaza Singapura to buy cloth for OM at Spotlight. We ate KFC and I am stuffed. Zhi Yi helped me eat alot. I love their Iced Lemon Tea, even better than Mc Donalds' one. It was just iced tea and a lemon slice. Super delicious (I don't know if this is an appropriate word??)!!!! And Chia Wei had stomach problems and kept going to the toilet. She went so long I thought she was lost!! >.<" Hehehehe.. ... But it must be because she had a heavy lunch (a burger, a chicken breast, coleslaw and mountain dew. Zhi Yi had a toasted twister student meal and I had a large popcorn chicken meal ++ ICED LEMON TEA!!! Mine was the most expensive.. And the least. ~~Sigh)
We went all the way up up up to Spotlight and we found our way through the maze to the fabrics section. We hunted the entire section, including the handicraft and paint section for a fabric to make the greek costume and for painting the backdrop. The champagne coloured fabric for the costume was super expensive >> $$14 for 1m and the white fabric was the cheapest and most likely worse quality we could find >> $$5 for 1m. We spent almost $$50 on them and Zhi Yi applied for a membership card because she thinks she is going to spend her life there buying materials for the clothes designs. I think she even wanted to buy a sewing machine. And I havent bought any presents for the February babies yet. I feel so guilty. I am getting more broke these days. So I have to save up and stop eating!!!
-growl~~-
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23:05
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
♥ MY FAV NEW SONG!!! ;D
GUESS WHAT?? I change my favourite song to "Thunder" by Boys like Girls. I listened to it at least 12 times le. Totally addictive. And the pitch is not so high until the window cracks or something. People with low voices like me can actually sing it!! ^_^ I post it here. There are lyrics too!!! >.<"
19:29
Monday, February 9, 2009
♥ Cleanliness Coordinator reporting for duty!!!
Hey guys. I am officially the stupid CCM, Cleanliness Coordinator, who has to go for the darn training that last for 3 hours!! Waste my freaking time.. And today Mrs Heng was pissing me off so I was talking to Rui Sian while half-listening to her. And she still go tap me and say what I got bad attitude and I think Jodie and Rui Sian was my teacher and I was like mumbling that she say that presentations/speeches must engage the audience and she lost me 98% of the lesson. So I just got up and bowed to Jodie and Rui Sian and went "Good afternoon teachers!" HAHAHAHA bet that pissed her off like shit. And Jolyn was like cackling the entire lesson. Good for her. And today, I was like forcing everyone to do duty because no one wants to. That happened after school too. Only Joy didn't do duty after school. I was like screaming at the others. And Zhi Yi and I was like scubbing the side ledge with cleaning agent. And my hands was like soapy.. Sick~~
The thingy below is total crap that why I copied it from somewhere. Don't read it if you will feel disturbed.. :D
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head!!)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Your weird seeing how I'm a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Well. . . I really do.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head!!)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Your weird seeing how I'm a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Well. . . I really do.)
See? I told you it was crap. I feel so egoistic after doing that.. hehe.. Here's another one:
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I did that. Oops.)
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (e.g. flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically...)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.
You've planned and perepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Edward Cullen is fictional)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.
You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.
You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character
Your idol is a character from a book
Okkkk... See?? Look at the rubbish I got.. ><"
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