Thursday, October 23, 2008

When walking in, prince poses, Mas Alamak rubs hand together, princess flips hair , witch cackles and pushes princess, king/queen looks kingly and queenly, narrator poses.

 N: A long time ago, there lived a prince and on his twenty-first birthday…

M: Son, you are already 21, you have to marry by next week. Or else, I shall choose another heir. <>

N: So, he galloped far away, into the forest, in search of a suitable woman on his ugly black donkey. . Meanwhile, Mas Alamak, a terrorist was also in the forest, hiding from the police.

BANG!!!

P: *talks grandly*

M: What you talking about?

P: Huh?

M: *says something about terrorist*

P: Look! There is a tower and there is a beautiful princess. What to go there?

M: *nods*

N: And so they decided to go to the castle where the princess (looks miserable) was held captive by the evil witch (cackles, while abusing the princess)

N: They arrived and began climbing the princess’ long luscious golden two ponytails. . Then, they heard… (Princess screams and witch cackles)

Z: I use Mas Alamak deep conditioning conditioner. My hair super silky, lah. (shakes her hair)

W: You shut up and go back! <>

N: The prince reached the top of the tower first.

Witch looks surprise and fell in love with the prince when she saw him. Princess, similar reaction. 

P: Oh, you are the one for me.

W: I love you.

Prince pushes princess away, and held witch’s hand. <>

N: The prince and the witch galloped off into the sunset, riding on the ugly black donkey.

W: Hahaha… I’m queen! I’m queen!

 Z: Sobs, then secretly to audience: It is so surprising that the prince fell in love with the ugly witch instead of my beautiful face, hair and much more.

N: Finally, Mas Alamak reached the top.

Z: After seeing Mas Alamak : You are my idol! I see your poster everywhere! I like u sooooo much!

M: Huh? (scratches head)

And the princess hug Mas, while he looks confused and scratch.

N: Mas Alamak and the princess lived happily forever.

M: Not bad leh, can hide from police <>.

The End

Funny right?? HAHAHAHAHAHA.. Damn rubbish^_^ At first, it was worse. We were suggesting that Romeo is Qin Shi Huang's son and Chandragupta Maurya's daughter is Juliet. Then, QSH likes Juliet and an unknown sweeper likes him. And Romeo and Juliet ♥ ♥♥ and everyone is like in a mess. But we thought it was not really surprising. Ya. So end up like this le.

Another One.. Quiz):

1) Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

- Eh.. I don't have anyone I like.

2) What colour shirt are you wearing?

- White? I am wearing school PE shirt. I just came back after shooting practice. See, Yu Xin, I come back already 就 start posting le. Learn more from me la..

3) Do you have a reason to smile right now?

- No. I don't think so.. Why should I??

4) If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first?

- A lot of money?? Oh ya. Lotteries allows you a lot of money. I will keep 1/3 of it, 1/3 give my family, the rest will be donated away. I AM SUCH A GENEROUS AND CHARITABLE PERSON!!! 

5) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?

- My younger brother. We were quarreling because i took some pears my maid cut. He said it was his.. As if lor. 

6) Who was driving the last car you were in?

- My mum. She had to send me to school(:

7) Who was the last person that texted you?

- Valerie. Last night. She was replying my SMS on today's activities.

8) What are you craving right now?

- A cold nice glass of APPLE JUICE!!

9) What if you married the last person you hugged?

- Then, I am a lesbian. Because I hugged Jolyn when practicing for the OM performance.

10) What are you excited about?

- Tomorrow's OM performance. I want to be chosen.. REALLY WANT!

11) Ever kissed your number 1 on Friendster?

- Number 1 on Friendster?? Huh? I don't have Friendster anyway?

12) When was the last time you cried? And why?

- I remember answering this question before.. Find it.

13) Ever kissed someone who's name starts with an 'A'?

- I have never kissed anyone before. And the people I know that starts with an 'A' are mostly GIRLS!!!

14) What are you currently listening to?

- My Itunes music. Wait. It's Hilary Duff's " Dignity". 

15) Last person you hugged?

- I don't feel like answering le.

16) What were you doing at 2.00am?

- Duh. Sleeping.

17) Have you cried today?

- If I did, it would be the last time I cried and I would remember. Refer to Q12.

18) What did you do today?

Sleep. eat. Play. Daydream. etcetc.

19) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?

This is a REALLY stupid question. I mean, it is obviously mine!!! 0_o

20) Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy?

Yes. My mum.

21) Ever talked to someone that is high?

- Yes. Myself, Jolyn, a lot of my other friends. Especially when we have a too-high sugar level. ><'

22) Does it snow where you live?

Does it snow in Singapore?

23) When is the next time you will see your grandma?

- This or next Saturday. Depends on my mum's mood and whether my siblings' exam's are done.

24) Have you kissed/hugged someone today?

"..."

25) Are you a dumb blonde?

I admit I am dumb but I am not blonde. :3

26) Will you be married in the next two years?

You think? I will only be 15 yrs old. 

27) Have you ever wanted someone you thought that you couldn't have?

- Yes. A toy.

28) Are you in a relationship, single, complicated or engaged?

- This quiz is really stupid!!! ARGH!! 

29) How have you felt today?

- Normal??=BORED!!!

30) Do you like your name??

- Depends.. If you make fun of it, then NO!

Ripped AGAIN From Lois' Very Very Very Messy Blog ^_^

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Actually, there are more questions but I really cannot go on. I have been typing for a LOOOOOONG TIME. And my fingers hurt. CYX!! DO SOME THING TO THIS after-I-post-then-not-so-DEAD blog. (\"(...:..:...)"/)

Why ME??

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